January 2008
48 posts
Why Ken Jennings Wants Hillary Clinton On His Pub... →
Quick question
Are women even allowed to admit they enjoy looking attractive? Tell me when the last time was that you heard a woman say - openly, without shame - that she enjoyed being attractive? I said as much to my mom last night and she said I was shallow, which of course infuriated me. This seems obvious, but I’ll just state it again, for clarity: men don’t have to choose between enjoying their...
So You Know →
Optimism Is Free
Every little bit helps, the mosquito said, and it pissed into the sea.
Report: Gay Tiger Attacks Huckabee! →
Design Your Own Band & Album Cover →
The Bill O’Reilly Invitational →
Follow-up: Myspace & The Scrabble Solution →
Mission Accomplished: Hanging Stephen Colbert →
Good News: Record Mart In Times Square Subway... →
You don’t grow up in a whorehouse without learning to play at least a little piano.
Every Time A Friend Succeeds, I Die A Little Bit... →
Sweet Jesus, I Hate Chris Matthews →
Hillary Wins, RIP Hillary →
Self-Amputation News Roundup →
Happy birthday, me.
“Look, they’re going to have to wring every drop of storyline out of the...”
Happy birthday, Elvis.
96%? Really?
96% Dennis Kucinich 94% Mike Gravel 85% John Edwards 83% Chris Dodd 82% Barack Obama 79% Hillary Clinton 79% Joe Biden 75% Bill Richardson 33% Rudy Giuliani 22% John McCain 21% Ron Paul 15% Mike Huckabee 15% Tom Tancredo 14% Mitt Romney 6% Fred Thompson 2008 Presidential Candidate Matching Quiz
